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Ladies, gentlemen, and creatures of all species!! The Luxury Guild of Midway is proud to invite you to come and have the best time of your life at Lay Honor Brothel!!!

Feeling lonely? We got whatever you may desire, some things you didn’t know you desired, who can do things…well you get the picture!*
Need to have a discussion without fear of someone being able to scrye into your conversation? No Problem! Swing on by and we’ll make certain that your top secret non-profit project to build that orphanage never gets spied on!**

Want to make some quick cash? Who doesn’t?? The main level is the best casino you’ll find around these parts! Our high rollers get a discount on rooms and services. Can’t go wrong with money, arm candy, and discounts! Say it with me…discounts…felt good didn’t it?***

Now you can sit here and read all the amazing things we can do for you (or to you if that’s what you’re into), OR you can head on over and let us show you the time of your life!

5 pemb: Stay 1 night without service; cot on the floor; no protection from "possible incidentals" .
1 verlan: Food and board; no service companion.
5 verlan: Room and board /w a service companion.
1 wald: Stay 1 night in one of the suites /w food and drink provided.
2.5 wald: Special Protection Package consisting of a suite with priority choice of service companion and a guard to watch your room.

No fighting unless your prepaid package includes it.
No stealing, cheating, or scyring of any sort is permitted at anytime during your stay.
No refunds.
No destroying property that wasn’t agreed upon in your prepaid package.
No killing anyone because it’s bad for business.
No talking about, messaging, or transferring information in any way concerning who or what you saw going in, coming out, or during your stay at Lay Honor. What happens in Lay Honor, never happened. If it is discovered you are saying otherwise, WE WILL FIND YOU AND PUT AN END TO YOUR LIES!!! Just kidding! Relax! But seriously, you’ll be dealt with.

*Specific species and genders are in limited supply. Please make reservations with the Madam to ensure your choice will be available at the time of your visit.
**Only conversations conducted during the timeframe specified in the room specified will be covered. Any dealings outside of the agreed conditions are not the responsibility of Lay Honor or its employees.
***Decisions made by the game master in terms of casino game rules and/or discrepancies are final.