C.A.R.P.S.

[X-GM Brian]

Lords, Ladies, Gents, freemen, scum, villains, heroes, peasants, Allerians, mages, fighters, rogues, diviners, seers, confidence men, confident men, non-confidant men, confused women, Avyana, Valken’vi, Ga’Vin, Orcs, Half Orcs, Quarter Orcs, One Eighth Orcs, Elders, Youngers, Middlers, tweeners, law enforcement, tax enforcement, members of all guilds, on behalf of our patron we wish to invite you to join us in celebrating the traditional Gnomish New Year! It will be fastastical, amazingtarily, awesomeablely, phantastmagorically, quixotically, stupendous!

This little known and hardly celebrated outside of Castiallion tradition is not to be missed!

Please come join us as we celebrate the Year of the Horse Power!

Games, and other entertainment provided! We even have 6 gallons of Gnomish Battery Cleaner! It will put you on your butt, and as a bonus, you can use it to clean corrosion off any surface!

Just a warning however, GnoMercy as part of our jobs as party planners must maintain the peace, and as such have been granted leave to place anyone not maintaining peaceful party time to be placed on the Wanted Dead or Really Dead lists of Divris and the Mercenary’s guild! Don’t fret though, this party isn’t about murder and mayhem, it is about celebrating another year the gnomish way! Making and breaking stuff! Then making newer cooler stuff and seeing if you can break that too! As well as games of the mind!

This is an event not to be missed!

The party shall be held at Terragon Keep within the Gnome Battle Engineer Barracks!

Any and all questions can be sent to myself, or any member of the company!

Gnomercy promises to party hard, party often, make some stuff, break some stuff, break some more stuff, protect the people, party more, party harder, make some more stuff, discuss some stuff, elaborately escape a death trap, elaborately design said death trap, prove mathematically that gnomes are superior, prove mathematically that guthrie’s are not to be trusted, prove with engineering why bee’s shouldn’t be able to fly, prove with magic why bee’s fly and lastly to pass out drunkenly after everyone else has

Henrik of Castillion
Member of GnoMercy
Party Planners Extraordinaire!

[olaf]

"They not say 'barbarians', but Olaf some of those other things, too. But Olaf be there no matter what to try Gnomish ale! They might well put things in there that test far more than holding liquor!"