C.A.R.P.S.

[Boomer Powderbang]

Here ye, here ye! I have been asked by Maven, head of House Mandalor, and Cudar, head of House Toevass, to call a Town Council Meeting to order.

Cudar is currently working now to assemble the Council members so that we have quorum. Once enough Council Members have arrived, we will begin the meeting.

On the table today is a bold proposal by House Mandalor which will follow the Thane's tax instructions to a T, will slightly increase the tax revenue he gains, but will REMOVE THE BURDEN from our fine Merchants in town who have been asked to bear this burden.

Please understand that this will ONLY affect you if you pay taxes here in town. If you find that your tax rate has increased, but you have moved your business and living arrangements outside of Midway, you will NOT receive the provisions that the Town Council will be voting on. If you have not yet moved your business, I implore you to reconsider moving it outside of Midway, at least until this business has been decided.

Under this proposal, House Mandalor is asking to bear this Burden FOR the people, but we are not asking to do this alone. If approved by the Town Council, I feel that our Merchants will truly understand how much their business is appreciated here in Midway; Both by the Council and by House Mandalor.

I will explain the details of the plan as soon as we have quorum.

[Maka]

What the hell are you talking about boomy pants?

[Boomer Powderbang]

What the hell are you talking about boomy pants?

Mandalor will be petitioning aid from the Town Council to join us in...how you might say... "taking one for the team".

[Darthesis]

What the hell are you talking about boomy pants?

Mandalor will be petitioning aid from the Town Council to join us in...how you might say... "taking one for the team".

Boomer, a free piece of advice from me.

NEVER discuss 'taking one for the team' with an orc near rutting season.

[Boomer Powderbang]

What the hell are you talking about boomy pants?

Mandalor will be petitioning aid from the Town Council to join us in...how you might say... "taking one for the team".

Boomer, a free piece of advice from me.

NEVER discuss 'taking one for the team' with an orc near rutting season.

Even an orc knows not to attempt a rutting with an Agent of Mandalor during Audit Season.

[Maka]

Oh, oh no. I in mandawhore too and I always pay and document my taxes with mr. Green.

*maka grins and nods her head up and down while looking at boomer*

[halfelfman]

I wouldn't blame her since you have that giant wrench for all I know that thing's considered a toy for them to use during rutting season..

[Boomer Powderbang]

It does very well at prying things off of one's person.

In any event, back to the task at hand...hopefully they show up soon, that is.

[AlexV]

Stag crawls out from under a near by table, vomit dried to the side of his mouth.

"Less cabbage root, next time." He mumbles.

He sits down and immediatly switches from looking haggard to looking fully alert.

"Jakoric is here. We just waiting for DeVris?"

[Boomer Powderbang]

"Jakoric is here. We just waiting for DeVris?"

Devris and the Guild's elected representative, which I believe is the Head of the Mage's Guild.

[Kenric Sayne]

"If Jared Skress doesn't make it to the meeting as the DeVris representative, I will attend in his stead."

[pirateking89]

"Have you sent someone to fetch him, magistrate? Likewise with Vaellar, who sat for the guilds last time I was at a meeting? In the mean time we have but 3."
Cudar pulls out a sheet of paper and begins recording names of representatives.

[halfelfman]

well while we wait I know a mayor was request to be named for this town and from what I understand no one has been named it.

So anyone want to make suggestions to who should be considered?

[Lochlainn]

As for the mayor, the Thane has already appointed someone for the position. He should be arriving sometime soon. I don't recall his name, though.

[Maxine Gordon]

I'll be mayor!! *maka nods up and down happily*